My Lada R.I.P.

This is a picture of a Lada Riva 1500 Estate I once owned it was my pride and joy having bought it well cheap with extremely low mileage etc etc it came to an untimely end when one evening I gave a lift to a drunken neighbour of mine he offered me a tenner to get some petrol to give him a lift to the city.
At the petrol station he gave me a tenner to buy some petrol, I put some petrol in and went to pay........
Inside the petrol station and just about to pay I hear an almighty crash, looking through the window I see my beloved Lada tootling off down the road having rammed the car in front out of the way my jaw hit the floor it was like a scene straight out of a Jeremy Beadle programme.
Unfortunately this was not the case so the police were phoned who turned up 20 minutes later with the news that they had stopped the car 5 miles away, well the car stopped itself and the Drunken driver was hauled off to the copshop.
I got a lift from the kindly constabulary to my beloved Lada to find it had a nicely bent bumper and one front headlight missing I was surprised to find that the radiator was intact. I was asked by the police if it was drivable Yes it started all the tyres were inflated unfortunately the gear box had been reduced down from a 5 speed to a 3 speed due to extreme drunken driving and off we went ! police car to the front and one to the rear Blue Lights ablaze and sirens blaring, 18 seconds later 60mph all the way home..........................................................